Dissatisfied with the progress of technology? Or know somebody who blames those new-fangled pocket-sized web-browsing devices for society’s inability to hold a conversation at the dinner table?

If you answered “Darn-tooting!” to either question, this piece may be right for you or a crotchety great-grandparent.

At 3” x 4”, this short but powerful message takes up less space than your current mobile phone.

Comes ready to hang! A plus for anyone not techno-savvy.

Guaranteed to distract you from an inbox full of unread spam :)

Easy two-step process makes installation a breeze! Simply, put a nail in your wall. Then, place the picture on your nail.

Slight color and size variations may occur because each piece is made individually by hand.

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-2 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 1 - 5 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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