You don't suck (with flowers)


Shipping to United States: Free

Know someone that's notoriously hard to shop for?

You may have found the perfect gift with this positive yet wry affirmation of their importance to you ... This intellectually-stimulating conundrum of conflicting imagery ... This contrast of a verdant garden in full bloom with the less than overzealous eloquence of a negation ... This inspiring message meant for one to aspire to ...

... or, whatever. At least it makes them laugh. It shall remind them of you whenever they see it. And the flowers are pretty.

Acrylic paint and ink on wood. Ready to hang at approximately 4” x 5”.

Slight color and size variations may occur because each piece is made individually by hand.

If you have any specific preferences, please inform us when ordering. We'll do our best to honor your wishes before shipping.

Shipping from United States

Processing time

3-5 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 1 - 5 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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